" You're forgotten. "

If you feel the need to update your status on myspace/facebook/twitter etc. and say something along the lines of I've moved on, or I forgot him, or I found someone new, you know damn well you didn't. The only reason you put that there in the first was in hopes that he would see it, realize you've moved on (which you haven't) and come running back to you. Well.... It's not going to happen, and you look stupid :\

If you really have moved on, or forgotten him, or found someone new, why do you feel the need to announce it to the world? Why not just let it be? If you really forgot him, you wouldn't be wasting time announcing that you forgot him. You just want him (or someone else) to believe that you did, even though you really didn't.

Secret #1

I still have your chapstick that you forgot in my car.
The one I forgot to give back.
I think of you every time I use it.

$125.57

That's how much my cellphone bill is..... And it's due.... Yesterday, lmao. I'll pay it today, and get my nails done too :) Worrrrrd.

If you're happy, I'm happy..... Not.

When someone breaks up with their significant other for another person, the one who was dumped always has to say “If he/she is happy, then I’m happy. If that means being happy with another girl/guy, then let it be…” Really? It makes you happy to see your love with somebody else? It brings a smile upon your face to see your ex man/girl hug and kiss somebody else? If you can honestly answer with a yes, then I think something is….. wrong with you.