This kid's funny :)

LOL!

Officer: What is your D.O.B.?
Criminal: What's a D.O.B., man?
Officer: When's your birthday?
Criminal: May 5th
Officer: What year?
Criminal: Every year, man.

Not for nothing...

I promised I'd never lie or cheat, but damn man it's hard. Feelings are feelings, and I definitely got them... For someone else. It's weird because I know who I should be w/ and I know who's a better person and all of that, but when attraction comes around it's hard to fight it off. There's not enough room in my mind or my heart to keep both around, so who the hell do I choose?

New tattoo.

How can I be anything else but myself?

See me, I'm not the type to chase after my man. I'm an ill ass girlfriend, trust and believe. I'm not gonna ask you who you're with, when you're coming home, what you're wearing, where you're at, etc. Because I got trust. I know I got a lot to offer, I'm independent as fuck and I don't need a man, to be honest. But when I got one, I'm grateful and I put him on top of the world.... I will be faithful, and I will be down as fuck. If he wanna play games, waste my time, cheat on me, etc. then that's on him, on his mind, on his conscience.

I'm good.